regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

(Source: neogohann, via ruinedchildhood)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(via modernmethadone)

cookiedoujin:

boys are the stupidest creatures 

(via modernmethadone)

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite youimage

(via johnathanocallaghan)

I’m so afraid of being hurt again that I can’t tell him how I feel.

The early 20’s: a haiku

the-leap:

My checking account

is in the single digits

but my heart is full. 

(via have--not)

hi:

to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

image

(via hero-in-disguise)

chronic-genderbender:

They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via greener-then-you)

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