This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

(Source: neogohann, via ruinedchildhood)


reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(via modernmethadone)


boys are the stupidest creatures 

(via modernmethadone)


when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite youimage

(via johnathanocallaghan)

I’m so afraid of being hurt again that I can’t tell him how I feel.

The early 20’s: a haiku


My checking account

is in the single digits

but my heart is full. 

(via have--not)


to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet


(via hero-in-disguise)


They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via greener-then-you)

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